Oh My Jesus...

Well, I'm back. You missed me, I'm sure! It's so great to see BGMusicians.com is really coming into its own as a musicians networking site. Such positivity doesn't come around very often.

Oh! I see a lot of bands have broken up since my last visit. Darn it! After seeing such heartfelt responses to the "Good-Bye" posts it's really hard to believe.

Gee, BGMusicians.com really shows the world what a bunch of talented musicians who support each other can really do.
Bravo!

Me?
Funny you should ask.
I'm currently taste testing new products being developed by top rated food companies & loving every minute of it! Wait'll you taste the new batch of something-something our friends at Taco Bell are whipping up. Can you say YUMMY!?!
Don't worry BG, they promise to keep the price under $4 so it should fit into your bumpkin-ass budget. That way you can eat a shit load of it & get fat as fuck! Fear not, you'll have enough money left over to try out the new Miller products being marketed to north west ohio. It tastes like piss drained through a dirty sock filled with bready dog shit and gets you waaayy fucked up insuring you another DUI. In other words, it's delicious! and it helps you make major decisions that will effect you & everyone around you for the rest of your life. Pretty important stuff that their "Miller Lite" brand only touches on.
Oh! And did I mention the new supplies of baby laxatives making its way to your scene as we speak? Word has it the powdery substance is cut with plastic and you can snort it while smoking sativa seeds. You can even shoot it up & pretend it's heroin! Just like your heroes!!!

So as you can guess the BG scene is about to get really cool. Why worry about artistic endeavors? You'll be fat, bloated, poor, stupid and addicted in no time. Who knows, you may even die or kill someone. That'd be awesome, huh?

Well, I'll check back later. I have tons of fat dicks & turds to eat.

Chow! (get it? I made a funny!)
-PWM